Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Bionicles and Jesus

BG: Why do you like Bionicles so much?
LG: Because I like them (monotone...)
BG: NERD!
LG: You are a super nerd!
BG: So, what what is on your mind.
LG: Right now i am working on building a toa, his name is toa hydro, he has the abilities, well, i haven't decided that yet, but he is really cool, he has two mounted codak blasters that can shoot 2000 cordaks at a time.
BG: Cool...do you have questions about God?
LG: Not today, sorry.
BG: Any questions about other stuff?
LG: no, but our viewers should check out the lego site and click on the new video.
BG: I agree. it is cool. May I ask you some questions.
LG: Sure
BG: How big is God?
LG: hmmmm...He is beyond imagine big...
BG: not bad...hmmm...is Jesus invisible?
LG: no
BG: is santa claus real?
LG: no
BG: alright...how does one get to have eternal communion with God?
LG: They have to believe in God
BG: what does that mean?
LG: It means that you believe that Jesus died on the cross and rose again.
BG: Cool...is there any other way to spend eternity with your Creator?
LG: hmmm...I don't know
BG: Can you get to heaven if you don't believe in Jesus?
LG: No...
BG: I agree...is that all for today?
LG: Yes, now can we go back on Lego.com?
BG: No, you have to go to bed soon.
LG: I do?
BG: Yes

Monday, September 24, 2007

Buying a house

BG: So, we may buy a house...
LG: I want to move to GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BG: wow, why?
LG: Because I like it!
BG: What did you like about it?
LG: I like the carpet floor. I can pretend I am a Borak...whatever....
BG: How about the place out in the country that we looked at today?
LG: NO!
BG: I liked it. It was very secluded. Quiet and it had 2 acres!
LG: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
BG: Well, I am not crazy about your friends around here. They say nasty things and treat their parents badly.
LG: One of them does.
BG: Well, yeah. I think most of them are a little problematic.
LG: Just get over it, dad!
BG: Get over what?
LG: About how bad my friends are. It is a good thing I am not allowed to play with one of them.
BG: Yes, it is...and don't be sassy, boy!
LG: Good night dad
BG: Good night son

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

When I Look at the Stars

BG: LG, what do you make of this cool show we are watching about astronomy?
LG: hmmmmmm....well.....i am trying to learn things from it.
BG: I think the images are beautiful.
LG: You can see the sun with a telescope. I am going to go to the moon. YOu can make it to the moon, it is easy. What planet can you not make it to?
BG: You could probably get to maybe one.
LG: Yeah. I think that this telescope can probably look at a lot of stars, but probably not the sun.
BG: You know that the sun is actually a star?
LG: No.
BG: Yes, it is.
LG: and why can it be a star if it is so big.
BG: Because it is so close compared to other stars. It is like looking at a baseball that is right in front of your face, then seeing the baseball far away in the yard.
LG: If you actually got to it and you could see it, it is probably about 13 light years away. inside the earth is probably hotter than the sun.
BG: hmmm....I don't think so. The sun is wicked hot.
LG: NOT!
BG: YOT!
LG: lol
BG: So, do you want to get a telescope?
LG: YES!
BG: Maybe we can go to grandpa's and use his
LG: YYYYYYYYYESSSSS!
BG: Good night buddy.
LG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BG: Hey, you remember the band Switchfoot?
LG: no
BG: You remember, "when I look at the stars, I see someone else." Do you know who that "someone else" is?
LG: Who?
BG: He is singing about looking at all of creation and the wonder of it all.
LG: Let me guess, its God?
BG: Right.
LG: Sigh...
BG: What is the matter?
LG: I don't want to go to bed.
BG: When do you think about God, LG?
LG: Not very often.
BG: Hmmmmm...why?
LG: Because I am doing a lot of things!
BG: Really? Like what?
LG: Just stuff, like school work.
BG: So, you aren't thinking about God very much because mommy has you doing school work all the time?
LG: It isn't your fault mom, dad is always joking around.
BG: Well, it isn't my fault. Nothing ever is....
LG: Oh brother, yeah right.......
BG: Ok, so you never think about God?
LG: When i am praying i do.
BG: Is that the only time?
LG: some other times...
BG: now you are just rambling....good night
LG: Good Night.

Friday, September 14, 2007

The pressure mounts...

BG: So, we have to start doing this blog thing before you go to bed at night. I know, since you like to stay up, that you will do whatever it takes to not go to bed...
LG: Yeah, right...
BG: Exactly...ok...so what theological issue do we tackle today?
LG: About punching daddy in the mouth?
Momentary pause for rough housing........
BG: No, I mean what do we want to talk about today?
LG: You mean beating daddy up in the chest?
Momentary pause for rough housing........
BG: Ok, we need to get serious. Do you have anything to say?
LG: I don't have anything to say?
BG: Why don't we talk about God?
LG: We did that last time?
LG: How about what kind of video games we are going to have?
BG: I think video games are silly and aren't very interesting or productive
LG: I still want to talk about them.
LG: I like your ipod daddy.
LG: Tomorrow is the Johnny Appleseed festival. They have apple dumplings. Grandma and Grandpa might take me.
BG: wow that sounds like fun...not........
BG: LG, what are you reading right now?
LG: I am reading C. S. Lewis.
BG: Really?
LG: and its about Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, except it is Prince Caspian.
BG: Cool...what do you like about it?
LG: are we almost done with this? I haven't read alot yet.
BG: what have you read?
LG: I don't remember.
BG: what did you like about other C. S. Lewis stuff?
LG: I don't remember.
BG: Boy, this is boring...
LG: Sigh...................ah.....................
BG: Are you this boring?
LG: I'm hungry
BG: Well, I think the magic is gone with this blog...I don't think we have it anymore...I wonder if we can ever recapture the brillance of our old conversations? Can we LG? Can we?
LG: Tomorrow I guess I will do better.
BG: I hope we can both do better. I love you.
LG: I love you too.
BG: I am very proud of the boy you are.
LG: I am very proud that i have a dad too.
LG: I love you daddy.
BG: Right back atcha buddy...

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

LG: well, hmmm, will we have a body like Jesus when we go into heaven?
BG: yes, kind of...
LG: hmmm....will we have a feast when we go into heaven?
BG: yes...it will be the best ever....
LG: I hope it has pop.
BG: hmmm...yes it will, but not with high fructose corn syrup
LG: will it have watermelon?
BG: sure....
LG: it will have everything, right?
BG: I think so...
LG: will it have gum
BG: yeah, i just said it wil have everything...
LG: its ok if you ask Jesus something more than once, right?
BG: yes...
LG: one more question: hmmmm....why did they have to crucify Jesus?
BG: you know that, don't you?
LG: no...
BG: you don't know why?
LG: because they hated Him?
BG: yes and what else?
LG: He had to die on the cross for our sins.
BG: Exactly...
LG: Next question...
BG: ok
LG: this is the last thing i am just going to say...we have to get going now....
BG: Shoot
LG: Let's save the blog...goodbye blog...
BG: wow is that all?
LG: yes....
BG: mom says this is totally lame so far...we need more for our fans...
LG: it doesn't matter how much you have as long as they are facts.
BG: interesting and perhaps true...it really doesn't matter how much you have as long
LG: i will ask more tomorrow...
BG: man, this is why we haven't done this in a while....
LG: hmmmmmm....mmmmmm..mmmmmmm. hahahaha.....
BG: NEEERRRRRDDDDD!
LG: ARRRRRGHHHHHH

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Grandpa Hubartt!

LG: hmmm....Grandpa is the leader of the newspaper company.
BG: Is that true? Is he the leader of the whole company?
LG: No, not really.
BG: What is he?
LG: He is the leader of the, just the newspaper... what is newspaper.
BG: well, he is the executive editor of the newspaper, that is a pretty big deal.
LG: I don't even know what that means.
BG: It means that he is responsible and in charge of the entire operation of the newspaper.
LG: oh...ah, i still don't understand.
BG: ok, a newspaper is like a book, only it comes out everyday with stories about what is happening in the neighborhood and the world. people read it to find out what is going on. so it is a lot of work to get all that in the paper in time for people to read it. you buy it at stands or boys often deliver it to your house in the morning or afternoon.
LG: I mostly know that boys come around and throw newspapers on your doorstep.
BG: yeah, anyway, your grandpa has a big job now being in charge. that is pretty cool.
LG: Yeah, is grandpa famous now?
BG: Kind of...

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Ethical Issues

LG: What is ethics?
BG: Well....

LG: You don't know do you?
BG: Yes, they are ah....well....it is branch of philosophy that deals with right and wrong and choices we make about what to do, does that make sense?

LG: Hmmm...no
BG: Ok, well it is like what is the right thing to do to your cats? Do you feed them and pet them or slam them against a tree for fun?

LG: hmm..yesterday do you know how you accidently do things. well...that happened.
BG: what happened?

LG: well, since the cats are little i was swinging my sword above them...well...hmmm....i accidently hit them.
BG: This happens a lot with you. And that isn't good is it?

LG: No.
BG: So, ethics would be you and I discussing the way in which you deal with animals. what is the right way to deal with your cats?

LG: not to swing them against a tree and bang them against a tree and not to yell in their ears and not to do anything bad to them just give them food and water and play with them and pet them.
BG: yes, you should apply an ethical system for your cats that is similar to the way you treat your friends. except for the petting part. some friends may not like that.

LG: funny dad...
BG: i know son, i know.....

LG: can we go outside now dad, i am dying to go outside
BG: yes, let us go cut some wood and scream outside...

Friday, March 2, 2007

Catechism

BG: LG, who made you?
LG: God

BG: What else did God make?
LG: Everything

BG:
Why did God make all things?
LG: For His own glory

BG:Why do things work as they do?
LG: Cause God commanded them to

BG: How do we learn about God?
LG: God shows us Himself

BG:
Where does God show us Himself?
LG: In nature and in His word

BG: What does God show us in nature?
LG: His character, law and wrath

BG: What more does God show us in His word?
LG: His mercy toward His people.

BG: Guy, awesome. Next we should talk about how Al Gore reveals himself to us.
LG: That’s Gore dad, not God. Maybe you should change that….

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Hobbit, by LG

In the Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins got trapped inside a cavern, and the dwarves and Gandalf left him. They didn't even know he fell and hit his head on a rock and remembered nothing else. Then he found Gollum and he found a ring, an evil ring that was made by Saruman. Now if you watched the Lord of the Rings, you would have known this. Now I've got something else to tell you. If you wear that ring, you would become invisible. How would you like that? And Gollum and Bilbo told riddles to each other. Now this is a hard one...Alive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, never drinking, all in mail never clinking. Can you guess it? This is as far as we got in The Hobbit.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

GnG on Legos

BG: LG, what is your favorite Lego product?
LG: hmmm, Bionicle and regular...I like both.
BG: But don't you like the Bionicle better?
LG: Well, I've got the game. I have all kinds of them. But some of them I don't really have. Like, 5 more Baraki I don't have.
BG: what is your latest Bionicle that you have?
LG: Baraki, Carapar....
BG: Cool...

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